The Camera Adds

 phone sex, self-amusement, videos, weight  5 Responses »
Jun 142012
 

Back in December 2011, I took one too many anti-vertigo medicines after getting dizzy after shooting a custom video, so I decided it would be a fantastic time to wax philosophical on camera. Most of what I shot that evening was unsuitable for viewing by anyone other than my Recycle Bin, but this one was pretty funny. I was getting frustrated at how disproportional I looked when I was in any position other than sitting, leaning forward, with my elbows resting on my knees. So I talked about other positions and showed just exactly how unflattering some other angles are. But there are a couple of nice moments where I hit good angles and I look deliciously curvy instead of freakishly out of proportion. Also, [read more...]

The #black Daily

 PSO issues, self-amusement  2 Responses »
Aug 072011
 
The #black Daily

I was on the front page of The #black Daily for a day! (click to see a larger image) Here’s how it happened: The lovely Rachelle (twitter @rachelle4phone; website http://xxxebonyphonesexxxx.info/; NiteFlirt listings: http://www.niteflirt.com/thicknezz) fell into one of those blog-reading black holes with my blog. C’mon, you’ve tooooootally been there and you know exactly what I mean, don’t you? So she tweeted this: #ff @GalianaChance Ahhh, i can’t stop reading your blog !! lol #bbw #submissive #niteflirt #phonesex I replied with a thank you, and savored fond memories of many a pleasantly-mind-numbing hour spent reading interesting blogs from start to finish before I got vertigo (now I can’t take that much scrolling, although sometimes I still read new blogs until I start to feel ill just because [read more...]

Can’t Stop Laughing

 self-amusement  No Responses »
Aug 022011
 
Can't Stop Laughing

I have listed a few of my video clips for sale at new locations, and I get emails whenever someone places an order. I just got a notification that I got an email titled, “Order Update: HAPPY DOG PLACE” … and I thought WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!? Not only would I never make a video with that title, or ever involving any of the activities that it suggests, I didn’t think such things were allowed on the site, and if they are, I’m gonna pull my clips!!! And… oh, wait… … it was a notification that the rawhide bones I had ordered with an Amazon gift certificate given to me by a favorite caller (thank you, darling!), are going to be delayed a few days. [read more...]

Holy Crap Someone Took Me Up On It

 funny calls  No Responses »
May 252011
 

Holy crap… someone took me up on my offer from my last blog post, so he could hear me being all loopy on my medicine. He said I just sounded drunk, and he thought it was amusing. He asked me all kinds of questions to see if I’d accidentally admit to some dark secret that I wouldn’t tell him normally, which made me laugh at him. As far as I can tell, no secrets were spilled … mostly because I suck at keeping secrets even when I’m un-drugged! And then he gave me a tribute for logging on for him! Ha! That cracked me up, because I was the one being all dorky and stoned and bizarre, so I was sure he was going to [read more...]

OKCupid and April Fools’ Day

 funny stories, honesty, phone sex  No Responses »
Apr 012011
 

My sister just called me, and started the conversation with, “This is not an April Fools’ Day joke, although it sounds like one.” (side note: Last time she said that, she was unexpectedly pregnant. Seriously, why the hell would you tell your family you’re pregnant on April Fools’ Day? Answer: she didn’t realize what day it was when she told Mom, but then she had to tell me that same day. Poor Mom answered, “That’s not funny” and they had quite a conversation while my sister figured out why she had responded that way.) I have an OKCupid profile, and it’s active, because every few weeks, I get a request from a caller to look at his profile and give him my honest feedback on [read more...]

Laughing Set

 birthday, lingerie, phone sex, pics, pictures  No Responses »
Mar 302011
 
Laughing Set

During my 40th birthday celebration photo shoot, of course there were times when I totally lost track of whatever it was I supposed to be doing and just burst into laughter… because that’s just who I am. Thankfully, my photographer thought those moments were worth capturing. The pictures for sale are 4.5 times larger than these preview sample pictures, so there’s amazing detail. BIRTHDAY LAUGHING 34 pictures. 2048 px. $10. These 32 hi-res pictures are of me in all three outfits, plus some naked, cracking myself up. Not quite able to look threatening while flipping someone off: … or laughing at someone else’s joke: … or feeling awkward after hog-tying myself and not-quite-completely flipping myself over (yes, they were refusing to help me until she [read more...]

Mistaken Identities

 funny calls, issues, phone sex, technosexual  No Responses »
Feb 022011
 

Public Service Announcement (PSA) from your friendly neighborhood Phone Sex Operator (PSO): Please keep in mind that your PSO is not told your identity / user name when you call, and cannot look it up until the call has been connected for at least a few seconds, and then only if she is at her computer and logged in to the right page, which is not always the case. “Mistaken Identity” mishaps can possibly occur. For example, if yesterday’s call to the new Role Playing listing involved me being transformed from a physiologically normal human woman into a freakish sexbot with a 12-inch cock, testicles the size of grapefruit, and breasts the size of basketballs… then today when you call the same listing and tell [read more...]

Search Terms

 blog meta, funny stories, phone sex, search  4 Responses »
Dec 192010
 
Search Terms

Because I love these posts so much when other bloggers do them (I genuinely do – I think they’re fascinating and inevitably hilarious), here’s a screen shot of a few ways people have found my blog via search:   The ones that make me laugh the most are: “hypno girl cluck like a chicken” – which I understand from this post, but still cracks me up “where’s the sluts” – which I remain inordinately proud of “sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdf sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdf” – LOLwut?!? That pattern of letters, while easy to type, appears nowhere on my blog (until now), and my blog does not appear on the first 10 pages of Google search results for the term. The world is such a random place. The two that confuse me [read more...]

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