Mar 312013
 

Hi. My name is Angela, or Galiana, or PlaySmart, depending on the context, and I’m a Kinky Christian Slut. I think it’s time to admit it. Out loud. Here on my blog, which purports to be about my life, and yet, has remained heretofore silent on the topic of my religious beliefs. My Christianity is clearly non-traditional, utterly different than the Christianity portrayed in most 21st century American mass media, very complicated to explain, and deeply personal to me. It’s Easter today, a big deal in my Christianity. So to help me contemplate, I looked up the words that moved me to first truly commit myself to following Christ. It was Winter Quarter 1989. I was in a comparative religion class. Our textbook was then [read more...]

Jan 212012
 
Heart of a Girlfriend, Imagination of a Whore

I have a new tagline: Galiana Chance, Phone Sex Operator with the Heart of a Girlfriend, Imagination of a Whore. I made new banners, too! I love that the pictures were taken very recently (less than a month ago), so I don’t feel guilty about having my first pictures be over a year old old. Good. Grief. Time flies. I took the picture on the left before the kinky Christmas party where my husband and I first met Devant (iPhone self-portrait for the win), and the one of the right was my photo shoot with Sir Wallter. I just realized (after testing the phrase on a dozen people, making the banners, and posting the banner on my blog) that I used to have problems with [read more...]

Jul 282011
 
Video: Submissive Slut

I’m pleased to announce my bounciest, ditziest, cutest, perkiest video yet: Submissive Slut Awaiting Master’s Visit. It’s a custom video, and the instructions were: * dress as cute as you can get: pigtails, your glasses, and girly lingerie (check) * act out the scenario of: you’re my submissive slut, and you’re telling me how much you’re looking forward to my visit this coming weekend (check) * look sweet and innocent, but talk filthy (check) * if you can gag on a toy or play with your pussy, all the better (oh hell yeah check) I was kind of hopped up on caffeine and adrenaline when I shot this. I’d been thinking about sexy things all day and changing into a series of sexy outfits, so [read more...]

Jul 242011
 
The List

When we moved to Houston, we managed to sort/categorize/cull about half our stuff (which is fucking miraculous considering we had two weeks’ notice), and I’ve been slowly sorting through the rest since the move, including prepping old computers for donation / recycling. I found The List. You know, THE List! Of course you know which one I mean …  /grin. Sure you do. THE LIST: the names of all the people I’ve ever had physical sexual contact with! Ohhhhh THAT List. My version of The List is ridiculously overcategorized. The rows are numbered, then there’s name, Location, Year(s), Base (as in: 1st base is kissing, 2nd base is clothes off but no orgasms, 3rd base is orgasms but no penetration, 4th base is penetration, and [read more...]

Jul 232011
 
Five Blowjob Night

The other night, I had five calls, and I realized after the last one, they were all about blowjobs. Deeeeelicious. I just had to stop writing for a moment to go get a lollipop. I will clearly need something to suck on while writing this. Hooray for oral fixations! The first call was a nice, slow guided masturbation, but he was in the mood to tease me through my clothes, dammit. He was gently talking smut in my ear while telling me how to stroke myself, and I started begging for him to touch me, fuck me, shove his cock in my mouth, anything more than this tormented non-touch, please… He was standing over me, enticing me, and eventually gave in to my pleadings and [read more...]

Jun 262011
 

I should have the following warning labels attached to me when meeting with new lovers in person for the first time: I tend to avoid looking directly into people’s eyes for more than just a brief moment at a time because it makes me dizzy faster (eyes are wiggly) Although I go limp and submissive when some people get all rough and tough and toppy with me, other people inspire giggles when they attempt to be growly I need to take a break about once an hour; thankfully, I’ve never been with a lover who can go for longer than an hour straight with no break, either, even without vertigo If you are in from out of town with no rental car, and I am [read more...]

Apr 172011
 
Oh, What a Night

This past week, I had custom video requests, ideas for follow-ups from my last robot video, and a custom mp3 request. So it was time to fulfill those. I started getting ready about sixteen hours ago. There’s still video rendering (or is it called mixing down? I am sooooo new at this…), but it’s all edited, and the people who ordered them have their links (to at least the small versions) and passwords. Yay! I’m going to bed now, and whenever I get up “tomorrow” I’ll put the public ones up for sale, including video previews, and a special offer for anyone who has ever bought pay-to-view items from me in the past! Exciting! But while there are still progress bars crawling along, I thought [read more...]

Jan 182011
 

I love fucking. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I also love complicated role plays where my mind is just as engaged as my body. And I love spicing up sexual energy with the delicious flavor of power exchange through domination or hypnosis. And yes, absolutely, I love enhancing the hormonal mix of sex by tossing in some adrenaline-boosting pain or struggling. But I feel like I’ve talked so much lately about my specializations that I’ve been neglecting to mention that I simply really. love. fucking. I love being slammed against a door to close it, before I’m even all the way inside, pinned against it, and finger-fucked to orgasm while I’m holding on to broad, strong shoulders. I love riding a man slowly, grinding [read more...]

Nov 112010
 

Yesterday, I was all un-sexied because of concern about my mother’s health. (update: she’ll be fine – she talked me out of traveling unless they decide to do something invasive – right now she’s just sitting in the hospital, bored, hydrating, and waiting another day to see if it resolves itself) I spent yesterday worrying myself into a frenzy before about 5 pm, which was completely unhelpful. So to try to knock myself back into my normally happy place, I spent the evening chatting online with friends, doing laundry in case we need to travel, reading posts from PSO forums, browsing through others’ phone sex listings, and making juvenile comments on friends’ Facebook posts (one friend’s entire post was “boobs” to amuse her son … [read more...]