Aug 182011
 
Chastity, Tease, and Ballbusting mp3

Imagine you’re sitting in a rattan chair with a hole cut in the seat, you are naked, and your balls are exposed through the rattan. Now imagine I am there with you, and I want to have a bit of a chat about a few of my favorite topics. And by “chat” I mean: I talk, calmly, rationally, and steadily, while you listen. And by “a bit” I mean: For a little over 23 minutes. And by “a few of my favorite topics” I mean: Male orgasm control, tease and denial, ruined orgasms, ball busting, and the unfortunate consequences of you having a small penis. This audio file was custom ordered to help a caller reinforce his ongoing chastity for me. It was March 27th [read more...]

Aug 102011
 
Ditzy Fembot mp3s

I am pleased to offer two ditzy-sounding fembot mp3s – these were so much fun to make! Ahhh, the memories of growing up blonde (yes, I was a blonde kid, and yes, I accidentally sound ditzy all the time, but not quite this ditzy). Ditzy Fembot Teacher You’ve figured out that your ditzy-sounding teacher with huge boobs is a fembot, so you get in trouble to stay after class and see if you can make her malfunction! A sample of the first 30ish seconds can be found here: Ditzy Fembot Teacher Sample Runtime: 07:38, Format: mp3. Listen by phone for $0.99 per minute via NiteFlirt: Ditzy Fembot Teacher Listing Download it for $10 via NiteFlirt: Ditzy Fembot Seducer I am Galiana, the most advanced fembot [read more...]

Jul 302011
 
Stuff to Buy Reorg

I have reorganized my Stuff to Buy page (Stuff to Buy) so now the main page has info about custom pricing, but then splits into three pages to list things for sale: MP3s, Photo Sets, and Videos. Even though I only have 2 MP3s available at the moment, it still had to be the first page because I needed them to be alphabetical, even though videos sell better for me than photos MP3s. I am slightly annoyed by my own impracticality on that issue… I’m sure you’ve noticed the flurry of pay-to-view announcements lately on my blog. The truth is, I had a few things holding me back from producing more content: My “Stuff to Buy” page was a mess and it made me cringe [read more...]

Dec 092010
 

I am on update #14 for my home page and main listing. That seems compulsive since I’ve been doing for a little less than 5 months. It was a lot of work, but the changes are probably largely unnoticeable to anyone but me. Some day I’ll recover from never being satisfied…  1. I made my voice samples a link instead of an embedded file. I was told that in some browsers, the file started playing with no warning. I hate that! So no more embedding for me. 2. I added a link to my recorded listing, so if I’m offline, people can listen anyway. Hopefully, I’ll expand that soon with another recorded listing if I can get off my generous, round, grab-able ass and get [read more...]

Nov 292010
 
Contest at MyFlirtStore

There’s a contest going on at MyFlirtStore: whoever gets “featured” the most from now until Christmas wins an iPhone 4. I have an iPhone 3, and it would be fun to have an iPhone 4, but not necessary, so don’t worry, I won’t be mad at all of you if I don’t win MyFlirtStore is a place for NiteFlirt providers to list their pay-to-view and tribute offerings. All the money processing goes through your NiteFlirt account, just the same as if it were listed on my NiteFlirt page. I have a page there: http://www.myflirtstore.com/Smart-Fun-Galiana.html But if you go to the main page (http://www.myflirtstore.com/), you’ll see that there are Flirts “featured” down the right side of the page. The way they got featured was by people [read more...]