May 092012
 
Retro Picture Sets

As I explained in this post from December, I had a photo shoot that went extremely well, and I’m finally posting the results for sale. My local BDSM and kinkster communities have an amazing treasure in a gentleman named Sir Wallter. He’s not only a devoted student and teacher of high-protocol domination and submission, and a master bondage rigger, but he’s also one hell of a photographer. Before we met him, I saw his photography and loved his eye, and I heard good things about him from both sides of the D/s gang: giggling blushing young women playfully competitively bragged about how much of his training they had been able to take, and other local dominant women and men had warm words for him as [read more...]

Sep 142011
 
Happy Birthday (soon) Happy 400 (now)

This weekend is my 41st birthday (Sunday, the 18th). Last year, for my 40th birthday, I made a ruckus on my blog, my name was in lights (literally) at the Northwestern-Rice football game, I had a professional photo shoot, and I spoiled and pampered myself all month celebrating. This year, on the day before I turn 41, my hubby and I are joining my mom in her cozy little living room, where she is renting The Big Chill and buying us pizza. A bit different. Apparently, my thoughts about turning 41 are, “I don’t care about turning 41, but did I do everything I wanted to do while I was 40? You know, I kind of wanted to watch The Big Chill again – it’s [read more...]

Aug 182011
 
Chastity, Tease, and Ballbusting mp3

Imagine you’re sitting in a rattan chair with a hole cut in the seat, you are naked, and your balls are exposed through the rattan. Now imagine I am there with you, and I want to have a bit of a chat about a few of my favorite topics. And by “chat” I mean: I talk, calmly, rationally, and steadily, while you listen. And by “a bit” I mean: For a little over 23 minutes. And by “a few of my favorite topics” I mean: Male orgasm control, tease and denial, ruined orgasms, ball busting, and the unfortunate consequences of you having a small penis. This audio file was custom ordered to help a caller reinforce his ongoing chastity for me. It was March 27th [read more...]

Aug 102011
 
Ditzy Fembot mp3s

I am pleased to offer two ditzy-sounding fembot mp3s – these were so much fun to make! Ahhh, the memories of growing up blonde (yes, I was a blonde kid, and yes, I accidentally sound ditzy all the time, but not quite this ditzy). Ditzy Fembot Teacher You’ve figured out that your ditzy-sounding teacher with huge boobs is a fembot, so you get in trouble to stay after class and see if you can make her malfunction! A sample of the first 30ish seconds can be found here: Ditzy Fembot Teacher Sample Runtime: 07:38, Format: mp3. Listen by phone for $0.99 per minute via NiteFlirt: Ditzy Fembot Teacher Listing Download it for $10 via NiteFlirt: Ditzy Fembot Seducer I am Galiana, the most advanced fembot [read more...]

Aug 062011
 
Video: Galiana-bot Remote Control

Another custom video of the Galiana fembot – this time, someone is learning to use the remote control on her! This comes from the category of “Stuff I did a while ago, but haven’t yet published/announced, which is causing paralysis when I think about doing more pictures or videos or recordings.”  Thankfully, the stack is getting shorter (3 recordings and 2 videos to go… aren’t you curious?). Here’s the description and the gif (I’m still inordinately proud of my ability to finally do animated gifs): Galiana is dressed in work attire and explaining how new she is to the whole “robot fetish” thing when the unseen person behind the camera picks up a remote control… turns out, she’s a robot, and the remote control works! [read more...]

Jul 302011
 
Stuff to Buy Reorg

I have reorganized my Stuff to Buy page (Stuff to Buy) so now the main page has info about custom pricing, but then splits into three pages to list things for sale: MP3s, Photo Sets, and Videos. Even though I only have 2 MP3s available at the moment, it still had to be the first page because I needed them to be alphabetical, even though videos sell better for me than photos MP3s. I am slightly annoyed by my own impracticality on that issue… I’m sure you’ve noticed the flurry of pay-to-view announcements lately on my blog. The truth is, I had a few things holding me back from producing more content: My “Stuff to Buy” page was a mess and it made me cringe [read more...]

Jul 282011
 
Video: Submissive Slut

I’m pleased to announce my bounciest, ditziest, cutest, perkiest video yet: Submissive Slut Awaiting Master’s Visit. It’s a custom video, and the instructions were: * dress as cute as you can get: pigtails, your glasses, and girly lingerie (check) * act out the scenario of: you’re my submissive slut, and you’re telling me how much you’re looking forward to my visit this coming weekend (check) * look sweet and innocent, but talk filthy (check) * if you can gag on a toy or play with your pussy, all the better (oh hell yeah check) I was kind of hopped up on caffeine and adrenaline when I shot this. I’d been thinking about sexy things all day and changing into a series of sexy outfits, so [read more...]

Jul 272011
 
Video: Paralegal Humiliation and Blackmail

You’ve been a bad boy, haven’t you? First, you took credit for my work on the case, then you lied to me about your marital status, and last, but certainly not least, you are working with a seriously under-equipped little partner there in your pants, aren’t you? Tell you what, you just sit back and enjoy this video conference call where I do a strip tease for you on company time, and I’ll make sure and save it with no audio so HR and the senior partners can get a good long look at it, if you don’t give me what I’m demanding… I was in quite a mood when I shot this video, thinking of a caller who is a lawyer (and I used [read more...]

Jul 272011
 
Secrets and Exposure

Here’s the deal, blog readers, I tell you a lot. I mean, a ton. I tell you so much that some would argue I probably turn some of you off because I spill my guts all the time. We’ve grown to trust each other, right? I mean, you get me. You understand my compulsively narcissistic need to have callers whisper in my ear references to my blog posts, don’t you? Because that is seriously, blindingly, searingly hot when that happens. The other day… oh, no, wait, stay on topic. So, um, I… I have a confession to make. I have to keep a secret from you. It’s not that I don’t trust you, because I totally do. But there are these annoying things called traffic [read more...]

Jul 132011
 
Video(s): Pleasurebot Testing

A gentleman who has seen the Galiana Demo videos (first and second) requested a custom video of the testing done on a Galiana model pleasurebot android before she is shipped to her new owner. Please note: this version of the Galiana model was ordered especially full-figured, and appears even curvier than earlier demonstration models. We here at Advanced Smart Fun Robotics (ASFR) take our testing very seriously: we test extensively and thoroughly indeed, which resulted in 25:48 of video. Yep, that’s over 25 minutes of fembot testing! During most of the testing, the unit was naked, which is why we cannot show as many pictures as we normally would to showcase our videos. The one picture shown is from the “Strip Tease” section of testing, [read more...]