Jan 222012
 
Listings Rework

In my first year as a phone sex operator, I re-did my listings 18 times. Oh, sure, about half those versions were minor changes, but still, that’s an awful lot of tweaking. In months 12-18 (I totally missed my year-and-a-half-iversary), I’ve only redone my listings once so far, so it was time for me to muck around on them. The simplest change is that I added my new “Galiana Chance: heart of a girlfriend, imagination of a whore” banner to all my listings. The more complex change is that I have reversed my experiment with having multiple “characters” (Smart Fun Galiana, Hypno Galiana, and Ms Galiana – three separate NiteFlirt logins). I’m going back to just Smart Fun Galiana. My individual listings will be more [read more...]

May 092011
 

The number one key to success as a phone sex operator, according to most phone sex operator forums and blogs I’ve read, is: be consistently available. Guess what I suck at? Well, yes, cocks, but I meant “guess where I need to improve” not “guess what I crave to adore with my lips and tongue and shove to the back of my throat to relax me after a hard day”. Back on topic… it seems that last week I pulled one of my signature oops-I-pushed-myself-too-hard moves and knocked myself out of commission for about 36 hours longer than I hoped to. The next two weeks won’t be all that predictable either, because my husband will home during the day again (the job he had for [read more...]

Apr 122011
 

I used to think that I did things in weird ways until I worked with dozens of programmers. Then I learned that most people do things in their own unique fashion, and that if you give them room to do things their way, often it will be most efficient for them. When I have a big, complicated project looming — like, for example, rewriting all my listings — I need to ponder it a while before I actually start making changes. I am currently in my mulling phase, which means I’m pleasantly distracting myself by importing my transaction detail into an Access database , and automating the process to parse customer name and transaction type. Inner Data Analyst: It’s about frikkin’ time! The Excel process [read more...]

Aug 192010
 

I’ve had an absolutely luscious morning. Among other calls were two that demonstrate the variety I can experience from call to call, and how much fun I get to have. First, I talked with a sweet gentleman I’ll call “Pet Wife” who wanted to serve me, my husband, my lover, my husband’s lover, and our friends – while ultimately belonging to me, of course. Oops, I should follow BDSM conventions and refer to Myself as Me, capitalized, when describing this call. Pet Wife would start her day on a leash at the foot of My bed, serving Me breakfast with a foot massage and a slow soft starter orgasm, help Me shower, and then spend the day in training. She needs training in sucking cock, [read more...]