ThoughtsIAlmostSaidToMom

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Nov 102012
 

My mom in Houston got 60 days’ notice that her apartment building was being torn down. My sister helped her through a whirlwind decision-making cycle, resulting in a move just one week later on Nov 8. I felt helpless to assist from Illinois, until I checked air fares, which weren’t too bad, so I flew down Nov 6 for a crazy week. Even though Mom doesn’t have a ton of stuff in her clutter-free, well-organized one bedroom apartment, and she is blessed with enough savings and early-move cash incentives to afford to pay for packers, movers, and unpackers (holy cow, that was nice), still, moving is a pain, and I was very glad to be able to help. I owe her karmically for my two [read more...]

Quote of the Day

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Dec 212010
 

He liked the picture I sent him to say thanks for leaving me feedback. A lot. He saw it on his phone, and it filled him with such lust he escaped to a remote bathroom at work to call me. We played, with me riding him in a car, on a couch, him drilling into me while trapping my knees with his arms. He came. His breathing returned to normal. I could hear him washing his hands. He sighed deeply. (in a singsong voice) “The rest of my day is gonna suuuuuuuuck nowwwwww.” I think he meant “by comparison because that was so incredibly fun to play with you.” If I find out later that’s not what he meant, I’m going to ignore that, and [read more...]

Interactive Erotica

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Oct 042010
 

I was exchanging some sexual history with “Doc Cupid,” who, like me and several other callers, discovered his interest in some kinks by reading about them first. Stuff like Literotica, the Alt Sex Stories Text Repository, my time on ERWA. He said that now he enjoys video more than writing, and added, “and, of course, what you do, which is like interactive erotica, isn’t it?” Why yes! Yes, that’s exactly what it’s like. I LOVE THAT DESCRIPTION SO MUCH. Side note: Maybe I should wait until my happy post-orgasm hormones fade before posting blog entries. They seem to cause spontaneous caps lock.

Quote of the Day

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Sep 162010
 

I originally quoted him as saying: I don’t believe the universe is usually that specific. Still, that’s interesting I chose you, isn’t it? – “Big Cock Curious” My original color commentary: He chose me off the phone because I had a nice voice in my generic 15-second recorded greeting. He confessed to me his brand-new curiosity about very large cocks, then I read this to him. He corrected the quote to: People have a tendency to give the universe too much credit. His color commentary: It was laden with 2 parts rue and 3 parts irony. Mmmm irony rue. Reminds me of my Cajun gramma’s cooking.