Aug 182011
 
Chastity, Tease, and Ballbusting mp3

Imagine you’re sitting in a rattan chair with a hole cut in the seat, you are naked, and your balls are exposed through the rattan. Now imagine I am there with you, and I want to have a bit of a chat about a few of my favorite topics. And by “chat” I mean: I talk, calmly, rationally, and steadily, while you listen. And by “a bit” I mean: For a little over 23 minutes. And by “a few of my favorite topics” I mean: Male orgasm control, tease and denial, ruined orgasms, ball busting, and the unfortunate consequences of you having a small penis. This audio file was custom ordered to help a caller reinforce his ongoing chastity for me. It was March 27th [read more...]

Aug 172011
 
Grand Slam Call

I was going to call it a “Home Run Call” because I identified at least four fetishes, but then I realized how many fetishes I was grouping together into a cuckolding fetish: cuckolding super-fetish = being cuckolded + big black cock + small penis humiliation + forced bisexuality + cream pie. So then I asked myself: what number would make a Grand Slam Call? Sure, it puts four runs on the board, but there are 10 bases covered in a grand slam by the time all four runners make it home, right (4+3+2+1)? So I set out to try to limit the fetishes on this call to only 10, if I separated them out properly. Turns out, it was easy. We’re married, and: I have [read more...]

Jul 272011
 
Video: Paralegal Humiliation and Blackmail

You’ve been a bad boy, haven’t you? First, you took credit for my work on the case, then you lied to me about your marital status, and last, but certainly not least, you are working with a seriously under-equipped little partner there in your pants, aren’t you? Tell you what, you just sit back and enjoy this video conference call where I do a strip tease for you on company time, and I’ll make sure and save it with no audio so HR and the senior partners can get a good long look at it, if you don’t give me what I’m demanding… I was in quite a mood when I shot this video, thinking of a caller who is a lawyer (and I used [read more...]

Mar 162011
 

Go, go Galiana! My “Sex” listing just hit a rating of 2,000 points! Yay! And for those of you keeping track, yesterday was exactly 8 months since I took my first call. The milestone doesn’t mean anything in terms of callers finding me more easily, but it’s been fun to watch it climb over the last few days and wonder who was going to push it over the edge. Turns out, it was a new caller, on for 17 minutes, who wanted a humiliating cuckolding girlfriend role play. I surprised him on his birthday by setting up a threesome, and when he arrived at my apartment, looking forward to having two women blow him, I was tangled up naked in bed with a gentleman with [read more...]

Sep 132010
 

Me: I’m not very good at humiliating people, and there are dozens of listings who advertise that. Why do you want me to try? Him: Most of them are skinny bitches. I want… like… gentle humiliation. From someone who… I thought you might… Me: I might understand what it’s like to be fat. Him (quietly): Yes. Me: I might understand what it’s like to sit down at a fast food restaurant and feel my flesh hanging off the seat, and wonder if the people behind me are making fun of me. Him: (gasps, pauses, starts to cry). Yes. Me: I might understand how waiters seem to judge you when you order dessert. Him: Yes. Me: I might understand how you spend a plane flight knowing [read more...]