Jun 092012
 
Clearly Not Busy Enough

You guys are totally not keeping me busy enough with appointments, as evidenced by: I just re-wrote my Where To Start page. I think it’s easier to navigate, and it now includes posts from the second year of my blog as well as the first. What a clever idea! I should have thought of it… you know… all along the way. Oh, well. At least it’s updated now. Okay, okay, okay, I admit it. Maybe it’s not entirely your fault, because maybe I rewrote it as part of putting together a book proposal to pitch selections from my blog (plus imaginary new material I haven’t written yet) to literary agents. But it would be totally irrational to be working on that now, since the biggest [read more...]

May 092012
 
Retro Picture Sets

As I explained in this post from December, I had a photo shoot that went extremely well, and I’m finally posting the results for sale. My local BDSM and kinkster communities have an amazing treasure in a gentleman named Sir Wallter. He’s not only a devoted student and teacher of high-protocol domination and submission, and a master bondage rigger, but he’s also one hell of a photographer. Before we met him, I saw his photography and loved his eye, and I heard good things about him from both sides of the D/s gang: giggling blushing young women playfully competitively bragged about how much of his training they had been able to take, and other local dominant women and men had warm words for him as [read more...]

Dec 242011
 
Merry Christmas To Me

So in addition to getting connected to the party side of kinksters in the heartland (as I wrote about in my last post), I was smart enough to drop an introductory note to the community’s unofficial photographer: Sir Wallter (I’m not being sloppy, his name really has two Ls, and you can find him on Model Mayhem if you’re so inclined). Last night, we loaded two outfits, my travel toy bag, and a ridiculous volume of beauty products into the car to head over to Sir Wallter’s for a photo shoot. It went well. No, seriously, I mean, it went really really really well. Sir Wallter’s specialties are: (1) bondage rigging and photography (but alas, I ran out of energy before we got to that [read more...]

Dec 222011
 
Heartland Kink

This is a story of how to get involved in your local BDSM / kink community, as well as a little smut about my life. The short version: my husband got to consensually smack an adorable masochistic college student in her early 20s, and I got to grab her boobs, and it was awesome. The rest of this blog post is the long version. When we moved here in October, we knew the fastest way to find open-minded friends would probably be to involve ourselves with the kink / BDSM community. FetLife seemed a good place to start: a high concentration of people who won’t disapprove of my phone sex career, and FetLife is excellent at discovering community events. We went to a “munch” first, [read more...]

Oct 012011
 
Unshared Pics From 2011

A few moments from 2011 which I haven’t yet shared with you. Pro tip: Click on the pics to see slightly larger versions. January, 2011: See those streaks of white? That’s what was left on Big Red after a really great call. Yummers. In terribly sad news, Big Red died a horrible death one night when I neglected to crate my dogs for the night before my anxious dog hit her mode of I’m-too-overtired-to-stop-myself-from-chewing-something-even-though-I-know-better. Don’t worry, I quickly replaced Big Red with Slightly Bigger Green, and I … uhhh… I’m all good. February 2011: Setting up the original Fuckatorium in the Austin house, I realized it might be of interest to some people that I do manual labor around the house in my bra. Oh [read more...]

Sep 072011
 
Kiwi Candy, the Crossover

The Hollywood-gorgeous Kiwi Candy and I were chatting today about callers we’ve shared in the nine months since she has skyrocketed to NiteFlirt fame. Background: she found my blog when she was first starting out, and at first I mentored her a bit, but we became friends as she kicked my ass in the ratings, and now I ask her advice as often as she does with me. It’s easy to bond in that vulnerable time of night that is made for fucking, that 10pm-2am window when both our defenses are a little lower and our minds are both set in sexy mode. We often keep each other company between calls. She’s as genuine as I am: she really loves phone sex, she really wants [read more...]

Jul 282011
 
Video: Submissive Slut

I’m pleased to announce my bounciest, ditziest, cutest, perkiest video yet: Submissive Slut Awaiting Master’s Visit. It’s a custom video, and the instructions were: * dress as cute as you can get: pigtails, your glasses, and girly lingerie (check) * act out the scenario of: you’re my submissive slut, and you’re telling me how much you’re looking forward to my visit this coming weekend (check) * look sweet and innocent, but talk filthy (check) * if you can gag on a toy or play with your pussy, all the better (oh hell yeah check) I was kind of hopped up on caffeine and adrenaline when I shot this. I’d been thinking about sexy things all day and changing into a series of sexy outfits, so [read more...]

Apr 262011
 

In this post about time limits, I explained that some types of phone sex calls have the unfortunate tendency to accelerate my dizziness to the point where I have to draw a line and impose a time limit, especially calls where I do most of the talking, or where more than one orgasm per person is required. Last night, I spent almost six hours with one caller, from 6:53 pm to 12:46 am. Because of the time he spent re-charging his account, and one unfortunate disconnect, it worked out to 346 minutes of billable time. Wow. Now, if you would have asked me yesterday at 6:52, “What is your prediction for your stamina tonight? How long of a call could you take right now?” I [read more...]

Dec 282010
 
A Really Great Call

Just before I left for my holiday travel, I had a super-fun call with someone who likes to guide and tease me as I masturbate. This particular call, the batteries were out on my normal red vibrator, so I used the pink egg vibrator for insertion, and the purple bumpy one for clitoral stimulation. I always get wet when I masturbate, but this time it just so happened to form an awesome, easily visible ball of girl-goo on my vibe, so I took a picture. You can see my discarded panties at the foot of the bed, and the rumpled covers that make it clear I had been thrashing. Boy, had I ever… And yes, absolutely I cleaned it off. Cum of either gender does [read more...]

Dec 232010
 

I have a caller who has been trying to avoid thinking about a certain type of fetish, and he used to watch a lot of videos about this certain thing, so now when he goes to the YouTube home page, he’s inundated with reminders. I recommended not logging in when he goes to YouTube, or making a new account, so it wouldn’t remind him. He followed my suggestion, and realized how much energy he’d been wasting fighting off those images, and felt silly for not having thought of the solution on his own. I told him in an email: I’ve noticed that “thinking of doing something different than what you’ve been doing” isn’t a skill humans have in abundance. I just got off the phone [read more...]