Unshared Pics From 2011

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Oct 012011
 
Unshared Pics From 2011

A few moments from 2011 which I haven’t yet shared with you. Pro tip: Click on the pics to see slightly larger versions. January, 2011: See those streaks of white? That’s what was left on Big Red after a really great call. Yummers. In terribly sad news, Big Red died a horrible death one night when I neglected to crate my dogs for the night before my anxious dog hit her mode of I’m-too-overtired-to-stop-myself-from-chewing-something-even-though-I-know-better. Don’t worry, I quickly replaced Big Red with Slightly Bigger Green, and I … uhhh… I’m all good. February 2011: Setting up the original Fuckatorium in the Austin house, I realized it might be of interest to some people that I do manual labor around the house in my bra. Oh [read more...]

Kiwi Candy, the Crossover

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Sep 072011
 
Kiwi Candy, the Crossover

The Hollywood-gorgeous Kiwi Candy and I were chatting today about callers we’ve shared in the nine months since she has skyrocketed to NiteFlirt fame. Background: she found my blog when she was first starting out, and at first I mentored her a bit, but we became friends as she kicked my ass in the ratings, and now I ask her advice as often as she does with me. It’s easy to bond in that vulnerable time of night that is made for fucking, that 10pm-2am window when both our defenses are a little lower and our minds are both set in sexy mode. We often keep each other company between calls. She’s as genuine as I am: she really loves phone sex, she really wants [read more...]

Happy Anniversaries

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Apr 152011
 
Happy Anniversaries

FIVE YEARS AGO TODAY … I got married. Happy Fifth Wedding Anniversary! So tonight, I dressed up for our dinner celebration: The dress: the only Little Red Dress I’ve ever owned. Mom bought it for me last year for my birthday, specifically to wear today. The accessories: chunky jewelry which matched my shoes. Wacky. It’s almost like  know how to dress myself sometimes. The makeup: smoky eyes and red lips – to the point of being borderline trashy. My husband likes the raccoon look after… ummm… after the after-dinner-festivities, so I had fun with it. The dinner: delicious seafood at the place that was the new, hot, hip place in 1985 when it opened (I was in high school then). I hoped it had not [read more...]

A Really Great Call

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Dec 282010
 
A Really Great Call

Just before I left for my holiday travel, I had a super-fun call with someone who likes to guide and tease me as I masturbate. This particular call, the batteries were out on my normal red vibrator, so I used the pink egg vibrator for insertion, and the purple bumpy one for clitoral stimulation. I always get wet when I masturbate, but this time it just so happened to form an awesome, easily visible ball of girl-goo on my vibe, so I took a picture. You can see my discarded panties at the foot of the bed, and the rumpled covers that make it clear I had been thrashing. Boy, had I ever… And yes, absolutely I cleaned it off. Cum of either gender does [read more...]

Dozen Orgasms

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Nov 272010
 

I have a wide variety of laughs: giggles, guffaws, belly laughs, snickers, an explosive surprised laugh-bang, and short stifled snorts when I’m trying not to lose the food or drink in my mouth. When I’m laughing my hardest, I don’t make sound or breathe for many seconds, followed by a peculiar high-pitched hissing sound as if air is leaking out of me. The hardest I ever laughed was planning my wedding – I was working long days in a stressful crunch time and not sleeping nearly enough. The final catering menu/invoice for approval said “Shrimp Screwers” instead of “Shrimp Skewers”. Could. Not. Recover. My now-husband had to guide me to bed, wiping tears from my eyes, to let me rock myself to sleep with sporadically [read more...]

Sybian Video & Masturbating Alone

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Oct 142010
 

After much hesitation and cringing… I have finally posted videos for sale of me riding a Sybian at MyFlirtStore: http://www.myflirtstore.com/Smart-Fun-Galiana.html I have weird masturbation patterns. When I masturbate alone (physically alone, and not talking to anyone on the phone) , it takes me 20-30 minutes to come, and then there’s only about a 50% chance of it being satisfying – the other 50% of the time, it just leaves me wanting more. But if someone else is in the room when I’m masturbating, or on the phone, sometimes I start struggling not to come within 5 minutes, I can have multiple orgasms, and they are almost always deeply satisfying. I just like my sex to involve another person, I guess. Or, as one observant and [read more...]

New Caller Sprays Enthusiasm

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Oct 142010
 

Tonight’s second new caller happened to be the first person ever to call on the listing I recently moved from “Mature” (I’m a legit 40, but didn’t get many calls there) to “Oral Sex” (clearly a better fit – it was stupid not to have a listing there). I knelt between his knees and introduced myself to his generous erection with great enthusiasm. He said the following awesome things after he came: I had really high expectations from reading your listing and your blog, but oh my God, you were so much better than that!  and I shot across the room… I’m not even sure where that first one landed… and From your listing to your blog to your pictures that I’m 99% sure are [read more...]