Jan 212012
 
Heart of a Girlfriend, Imagination of a Whore

I have a new tagline: Galiana Chance, Phone Sex Operator with the Heart of a Girlfriend, Imagination of a Whore. I made new banners, too! I love that the pictures were taken very recently (less than a month ago), so I don’t feel guilty about having my first pictures be over a year old old. Good. Grief. Time flies. I took the picture on the left before the kinky Christmas party where my husband and I first met Devant (iPhone self-portrait for the win), and the one of the right was my photo shoot with Sir Wallter. I just realized (after testing the phrase on a dozen people, making the banners, and posting the banner on my blog) that I used to have problems with [read more...]

Dec 212011
 

A little video holiday message from me, even though there are just a few applicable days left: Or, in case the embedded player doesn’t work, here’s the link to YouTube: Galiana’s Holiday Message Or, in case you don’t feel like seeing me in motion, here’s the text (without a few ums and y’knows stripped out, and with a few words added in for clarification): Hi world! It’s Galiana Chance, and although I am wearing an excessively silly Santa hat (and I recognize that it is excessively silly), I have a somewhat serious thing to say about the holidays which is that: The holidays are rough for a lot of people. And if the holidays are rough for you, first of all, I’m sorry. Secondly, if [read more...]

Apr 122011
 

I used to think that I did things in weird ways until I worked with dozens of programmers. Then I learned that most people do things in their own unique fashion, and that if you give them room to do things their way, often it will be most efficient for them. When I have a big, complicated project looming — like, for example, rewriting all my listings — I need to ponder it a while before I actually start making changes. I am currently in my mulling phase, which means I’m pleasantly distracting myself by importing my transaction detail into an Access database , and automating the process to parse customer name and transaction type. Inner Data Analyst: It’s about frikkin’ time! The Excel process [read more...]

Oct 252010
 

I’ve thought about converting one of my lower-volume listings to advertise “girlfriend experience” (aka GFE in the biz) (…she says as though she’s been in the biz longer than 3 months and 10 days…). The concept is that we chat and get to know each other, keep up with each others’ lives, as well as have smokin’ hot phone sex. I’m grateful to say that I’ve had experiences like that with some people already – I feel like I have a sense of their lives, and the more often they call, the more in tune I am to what pleases them sexually. But those have happened naturally, so it feels sort of weird to me to advertise that. What if I find someone boring? (That [read more...]