Dec 182011
 
All I Want for Christmas

All I want for Christmas are my friend’s never-been-worn Fluevog “The Business” boots: The caption says, “Let’s face it, it’s business time – and these new Body Parts take care of business like nothing else. With these luxurious beauties wrapping you in soft patent faux-reptile leathers lined in gold and laying you on a surprisingly comfortable 4″ golden heel, attracting new business will be the least of your concerns.” The videos I could make in these boots. The cam work. Not to mention, the complete and total FUN of going to play parties in them! My friend knows what I do for a living, and she has realized she’ll never wear the boots, but she can’t afford to give them to me for free. These [read more...]

Jul 272011
 
Video: Paralegal Humiliation and Blackmail

You’ve been a bad boy, haven’t you? First, you took credit for my work on the case, then you lied to me about your marital status, and last, but certainly not least, you are working with a seriously under-equipped little partner there in your pants, aren’t you? Tell you what, you just sit back and enjoy this video conference call where I do a strip tease for you on company time, and I’ll make sure and save it with no audio so HR and the senior partners can get a good long look at it, if you don’t give me what I’m demanding… I was in quite a mood when I shot this video, thinking of a caller who is a lawyer (and I used [read more...]

Apr 282011
 

I have an idea what the response(s) will be when I post something on my blog, or when I rework my listings, but I’m almost never right. I wrote about all my crazy limitations and crazy considerations with my crazy life situation if I were to think of Meeting In Person. I feared people would think I was crazy and be turned off. Instead, I got: three people told me how well-organized and well-written it was, complimenting me on my presentation of such a complicated subject one caller told me to plan on packing my bags this summer to visit him (I dunno if he was serious, but it was sweet) two callers told me that my approach was completely reasonable, and they would love [read more...]

Apr 262011
 

In this post about time limits, I explained that some types of phone sex calls have the unfortunate tendency to accelerate my dizziness to the point where I have to draw a line and impose a time limit, especially calls where I do most of the talking, or where more than one orgasm per person is required. Last night, I spent almost six hours with one caller, from 6:53 pm to 12:46 am. Because of the time he spent re-charging his account, and one unfortunate disconnect, it worked out to 346 minutes of billable time. Wow. Now, if you would have asked me yesterday at 6:52, “What is your prediction for your stamina tonight? How long of a call could you take right now?” I [read more...]