I happened to be at an open mic for stand-up, so I decided to try my hand. I’ve suspected I wouldn’t be horrible at it, and sure enough, it wasn’t horrible (except for about 45 seconds near the beginning, which I edited out). Enjoy And if anybody feels like transcribing it so I can have the whole text of it at the end of this blog post, please feel free to do so and send it to me.
All I want for Christmas are my friend’s never-been-worn Fluevog “The Business” boots: The caption says, “Let’s face it, it’s business time – and these new Body Parts take care of business like nothing else. With these luxurious beauties wrapping you in soft patent faux-reptile leathers lined in gold and laying you on a surprisingly comfortable 4″ golden heel, attracting new business will be the least of your concerns.” The videos I could make in these boots. The cam work. Not to mention, the complete and total FUN of going to play parties in them! My friend knows what I do for a living, and she has realized she’ll never wear the boots, but she can’t afford to give them to me for free. These [read more...]
I’m pleased as punch with myself to be able to announce, for the delight and pleasure of the foot fetish / heel fetish / boot fetish crowd: I have four new picture packages up for sale, focused on my feet! Most of the pictures taken during my 40th birthday celebration shoot last September were not focused on my feet, but the original photos were high enough resolution to allow me to offer some excellent pictures just by cropping. Plus, of course, the foot-focused ones we did take are included. All pictures are at least 1024 pixels tall or wide, and many are larger. The sample / preview pictures below are much lower resolution than the pictures for sale. Each set is $10. First, Feet In [read more...]