2 Years, 450 Posts, 1 Blogged Life

 blog meta, celebration, values, writing  4 Responses »
Jul 152012
 
2 Years, 450 Posts, 1 Blogged Life

Two years ago, I took my first phone sex call. I’ve never told you about it, have I? My first phone sex call lasted 1 minute. My listing had been approved and active for a week, and I’d been dying from the suspense of wondering who would call. He said he was curious because my listing was so different, I said “Thanks, I think!” in a tone that I meant to sound playful, and he hung up and never called back. Not. Exactly. Encouraging. The next day, I got an email asking if I would exchange for-pay emails about desires for extreme humiliation, sissification, and being pimped out as a cocksucking whore. Sssssure, cuz I’m such an expert on all that (look up “sissification” on [read more...]

Clearly Not Busy Enough

 blog meta, self-amusement, strapon, toys, writing  No Responses »
Jun 092012
 
Clearly Not Busy Enough

You guys are totally not keeping me busy enough with appointments, as evidenced by: I just re-wrote my Where To Start page. I think it’s easier to navigate, and it now includes posts from the second year of my blog as well as the first. What a clever idea! I should have thought of it… you know… all along the way. Oh, well. At least it’s updated now. Okay, okay, okay, I admit it. Maybe it’s not entirely your fault, because maybe I rewrote it as part of putting together a book proposal to pitch selections from my blog (plus imaginary new material I haven’t written yet) to literary agents. But it would be totally irrational to be working on that now, since the biggest [read more...]

Care and Feeding of Galiana

 availability, dear galiana, history, issues, vertigo, writing  2 Responses »
Sep 162011
 
Care and Feeding of Galiana

In the probably-forgettable movie Made In Heaven, seen in my impressionable youth, a new soul falls in love with a guy named Mike in heaven, and then, after she’s born and grows up, although she doesn’t remember him directly, she writes a children’s book called “The Care and Feeding of Mike”. The sweet little phrase stuck with me, and now when I think of care, I think “The Care and Feeding of…” Urg. I have so much want. I want to continue the dialog I entered into with my celebration of male submissives post, reading others’ spectacular writings and leaving comments that make me seem like I know what I’m talking about. I want to keep engaging with Fizz and Chaos of Lab Coats & [read more...]

Tell Me You Love Me

 love, lust, manipulation, what I want, words, writing  11 Responses »
Sep 062011
 
Tell Me You Love Me

I just realized, just this moment, that there is a phrase I utter in my fantasies, in my mind, all the time, that I can hear echoing in my head as the prelude to almost any self-arousal, and as an essential part of any masturbation, but I have never uttered it during phone sex: tell me you love me Late at night, when I start getting sleepy and snuggly, and I take a deep breath and listen to my body, those words echo through my mind before I know where they will lead, but they set the stage. tell me you love me I worry about being manipulative, even though I know sometimes I am, by the nature of the business. But I have lines [read more...]

First Draft of New Listings

 me asking for help, writing  No Responses »
Apr 142011
 
First Draft of New Listings

I’m thinking of something like this when I update my listings this week… (except the pics will show up larger there) Questions for you: What do you think? What am I missing? What do I have too much of? What could be better? Does it feel like “me” to you? And… ideas for a new title? Help, I’m seriously stuck on that part… ===== My Blog: Get to know me better – http://galianachance.com/blog My Calendar: Log-in schedule for the next seven days – http://galianachance.com/blog/calendar/ My Voice: Hear a voice sample of me saying hi! Fetish For Variety: It’s hard to answer the question “what turns you on?” because the list is so long and varied. Soft and sensual, hard and rough, topping, subbing, teasing, degrading, [read more...]

Request for Listing Input

 gfe, hypno, me asking for help, my lovers, power, subbing, topping, variety, writing  2 Responses »
Apr 122011
 

I used to think that I did things in weird ways until I worked with dozens of programmers. Then I learned that most people do things in their own unique fashion, and that if you give them room to do things their way, often it will be most efficient for them. When I have a big, complicated project looming — like, for example, rewriting all my listings — I need to ponder it a while before I actually start making changes. I am currently in my mulling phase, which means I’m pleasantly distracting myself by importing my transaction detail into an Access database , and automating the process to parse customer name and transaction type. Inner Data Analyst: It’s about frikkin’ time! The Excel process [read more...]

Feedback Nightmare & Epilogue

 my lovers, phone sex, writing  2 Responses »
Feb 222011
 

Feedback Nightmare a play in One Act, plus Epilogue by Galiana Chance closely based on a very true story ACT ONE GALIANA, 40, pleasantly pudgy with casual sexual confidence, lays asleep on her half of her comfortable queen-sized bed. Her HUSBAND, just shy of his 41st birthday, attempts to slip into bed beside her, unnoticed. Galiana (sleepily, reaching for him): I had a nightmare… Husband (unsure if she’s talking in her sleep): What happened? Galiana: Someone left me feedback. Bad feedback. It was one-star. He said I wasn’t committed because I wasn’t available. He didn’t know we’re packing, we’re moving… Husband (resting his hand on her cheek): Fuck your dream makers, honey. Fuck them in half. We’re okay. Galiana (grinning as she drifts back to [read more...]

Tussle-Bunny Fuck-Scrambled

 phone sex, words, writing  No Responses »
Feb 192011
 

I make up phrases. Today I was describing what kind of personality I tend to have when I put on an Australian accent, and I said, “I get all tussle-bunny” and then I realized that maybe I’m the only person who knows what that means. I should correct that. Here: tussle-bunny: playful, with a high sex drive, enjoys wrestling and/or struggling while fucking, usually used to describe a female Then later, after the sex part of a call, I described myself as fuck-scrambled. At that point, I’m just having a day of making up phrases, and clearly I needed to blog about it. For your edification:  fuck-scrambled: an inability to clearly and coherently communicate verbally after an intense sexual experience Feel free to use them [read more...]

Chance It for Kindle!

 blog meta, phone sex, phone sex operator, writing  No Responses »
Jan 312011
 

My blog is available on the Kindle! The way blog subscriptions work on the Kindle is that someone signs up for a 14-day trial, after which, if the subscription is not canceled, the subscriber is charged a monthly subscription fee. The fee is set by Amazon, and I get 30% of what Amazon collects (which I am delighted by – something is better than nothing). So now, on the right side of the web version of this blog, you can see a little button directing you to learn more about a Kindle subscription. That button takes you here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004LGSC6S where you will see a real live product by Galiana Chance available on Amazon.This. Is. Awesome. Even if the subscriptions never take off, I am still [read more...]

Business of Blogging

 honesty, phone sex, PSO life, writing  No Responses »
Nov 102010
 

My post about the business side of being a PSO generated some interesting conversations and questions, so I thought I’d reveal some similar information about the blog. I’ve been running this blog since Aug 15 (86 days). I’ve posted 162 posts, which is a little less than two / day. The only ways to find the blog are: my NiteFlirt listing (over 90% of my traffic), stumbling into the blog from a search result related to one of my posts (less than 1% of my traffic), or Twitter (I tweet about blog posts from @GalianaNF where almost all my followers are PSOs, and then @FlirtBlogs automatically tweets when I have a new blog post). There are lots of ways to drive traffic to a web [read more...]

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