Galiana Chance

I used to be a slut, then I became a swinger because I married my primary fuck-buddy and we're openly non-monogamous. I also used to be a data analyst and an IT manager and a bit of a casual gamer. Then I came down with a mysterious debilitating vertigo which left me unable to analyze data or run meetings, but I can still talk, and I can still come. So in July 2010, I became a phone sex operator (aka "phone whore"). This is my record of my adventures. Drop me a line at galiana.chance@yahoo.com

Aug 312010
 
Weight, Weight, I Got This

Since I gorged on fondue tonight celebrating a friend’s upcoming wedding, it’s a good time to write about my weight. I was always thin – flat tummy and all – until I was 22. I got told I was cute a lot. I’ll let you judge for yourself – this is my passport picture taken a few months after I turned 18, when I was home from college for Thanksgiving my freshman year. That is how I still picture myself in my head, a size 6 or 8, about 65 pounds lighter than I am now. Between the ages of 22 and 25, I: took a desk job instead of jobs that kept me on my feet, stopped going dancing weekly, went on birth control, [read more...]

Aug 302010
 

As I was catching up on the administrative overhead that I’ve created for myself, I kept getting great calls last night, so I ended up staying awake until almost 3 a.m.! So today started late. Like… noon late. Spectacular. I have dinner plans at 5:30, plus a healthy list of life-chores, so I figured I might just be online for an hour or two before dinner. Until a friend called and needs to get to the airport for a family emergency. So now, it’s the whole day offline. It feels weird. I might be on after dinner, but we’re going to the Melting Pot, so I may just be so hedonistically satisfied (cheese! chocolate! friends!) that I feel selfish and call it a decadently early [read more...]

Aug 292010
 

I’m trying to use what I learned as a business woman, technical consultant, and personnel manager in this job. So from the beginning, I’ve taken notes on every call. I combine the info I get from the system with my personal notes in a spreadsheet so I can search and sort my little heart out. So that gives me username, date and time, and length of call from the system, and name given to me, whether or not I’ve sent a follow-up mail, and what I jot down when the call is over from my notes. It’s not a perfect system. Sometimes I forget names – I’ve always been bad with names, and I have about 60 seconds to repeat it or write it before it’s gone [read more...]

Aug 292010
 

I’m pretty sure I screwed up a call tonight. Phone sex between a male caller and a female operator seems to have a default dynamic: the man is trying to cum, and the woman is trying to keep him on the phone longer. This dynamic goes along with each party’s financial best interests. So when anyone tells me they want to have lots of details, I’m a little nervous about how far to slow down the pace. Really? Because, you know, juicy details cost you money! Usually, I think I handle it fine by flying by the seat of my intuition… wait, no, that’s a mixed… something or other. I might be too sleepy to be blogging. But tonight I think I erred on the [read more...]

Aug 282010
 

Hello, I’m Galiana. And I’m a Feedback Slut. (Helloooooo Galiana!) Yes, of course, I love the official feedback – the kind that raises my ratings, bumps me up listings, and gives me a permanent pick-me-up (my “My Feedback” page is where I go when I haven’t had a call for 3 hours to remind myself that sometimes people call me and like talking with me). That feedback is obviously beneficial, and I love it a LOT. My favorite official feedback has to be from phonejack35 who said, “I never talk to girls after i cum but i talked to Galiana for awhile…could have talked all day. Such an awesome body…think i’m in love:)” Awwwww – there’s even a smiley face! How could I not love [read more...]

Aug 272010
 

Yeeeeeehawwwwww! My listings are out of the dreaded “pending” status and back to “approved”! Whew, what a relief! More exclamation points!!!!!! (and for my WoW geek boys… OMGWTFBBQROFLCOPTER!!!11!1!!11!!ELEVEN!!! /giggle … switch to  Murloc costume… /dance … because really, the murloc costume dance is just the best EVAR) SO – that means I’m showing up in searches and favorite/recent lists again. YAY I’m so happy! And a special thanks to you guys who showed up to help me through my slump!

Aug 272010
 

My “Butt Slut” asked me some thought-provoking questions when we were getting to know each other, figuring out if I was the right Mistress for him. The most helpful to me were, “What do you want out of a submissive / client / caller?” and “What kind of person do you hope shows up for you?” The answers, of course, are interlaced. What I want, first and foremost, is honesty. I don’t care what you tell me or what you withhold, but I want to feel the honesty in what you do share. When you tell me what turns you on and what you want from me, I want to hear your breath catch, your voice intensify. When I ask if I’m pleasing you, don’t [read more...]

Aug 272010
 

Wow. I had a helluva dream and now I’m all revved up and nobody’s here to fuck me. Dammit. I was drunk in this club and this guy came over and just pulled me close and started running his hands all over me, and I asked him if his car was big enough to fuck in and he said yes. So we abandoned our drinks and headed to his car – sort of – but we made out in the street on the way there and he felt under my skirt that I didn’t have panties on and I was all wet. And then in the car it had this bench thing instead of seats, like a limo, but in an SUV, and he sat [read more...]

Aug 262010
 

Do you know much about erotic hypnotism? A month ago, I knew nothing. The only time I’ve been successfully hypnotized was by a licensed hyno-therapist in an office in my mid-20s. It helped me successfully quit smoking for a couple of years in my 20s (FYI: I haven’t smoked since 2006). But there was nothing erotic about the encounter. Then I met “Tea Man”, “Jonas”, “Agent Jones”, and “Hypno Tickler”. I suspect I’ll meet more. All four of them wanted to erotically hypnotize me. None of them completely succeeded, but it was damn fun to try. First, I went to Tea Man’s office to interview to market their new line of herbal teas… and left the office feeling refreshed, and peculiarly sexually satisfied. I’m pretty sure [read more...]

Aug 262010
 

I learned about BDSM (Bondage/Discipline; Domination/Submission; Sadism/Masochism) by reading BDSM erotica and being massively turned on by stories about giving up control and being restrained. I found a few great partners to experiment with, and sure enough, I loved being submissive! For me, the best part is the ability to let go with my mind. I think a lot. I’m a smart girl, and my brain is always going, 90 miles an hour, with at least four thoughts at a time. And pretty much the only way to shut off my thinker is to flood my body with sex hormones. And the first way I found to really saturate myself that way was by being fully under the control of someone who was topping me by [read more...]