I have a new tagline: Galiana Chance, Phone Sex Operator with the Heart of a Girlfriend, Imagination of a Whore.
I made new banners, too! I love that the pictures were taken very recently (less than a month ago), so I don’t feel guilty about having my first pictures be over a year old old. Good. Grief. Time flies.
I took the picture on the left before the kinky Christmas party where my husband and I first met Devant (iPhone self-portrait for the win), and the one of the right was my photo shoot with Sir Wallter.
I just realized (after testing the phrase on a dozen people, making the banners, and posting the banner on my blog) that I used to have problems with both the word “girlfriend” and “whore”, and yet now, here I am, using them to summarize myself. I’m nothing if not ever-changing. That’s good, right? In a “the unexamined life is not worth living” kind of a way? Or does it just mean that I have loose mental morals as well as sexual ones? It’s hard to tell.
Anyway, for a while, I didn’t like the phrase “girlfriend experience” (also known in the business as GFE), because I had unpleasant associations with the word “girlfriend” (I went to a liberal arts university in the early 90s – I can totally redefine words!), but my objections seem to have melted away since I’ve picked up a new in-person lover who likes to call me his girlfriend. Awwww. Now the word makes me all happy. Plus, even before that, several callers had let me know they feel like I’m girlfriend-ey with them, which was enough to melt my resistance.
I also used to shy away from the word “whore”, probably mostly out of my pride as claiming myself as a slut. I don’t have to get paid to fuck, dammit! I’m a slut! Oh, wait, but now I do get paid to (phone) fuck, so now I’m a… ? Ummmm. Yep, yep, yep, I’m a whore.
So here I am, announcing myself as a girlfriend/whore. Archetype much, Galiana? It’s not quite Madonna/whore, but it’s in the same vein. Maybe when I choose my next tagline, I’ll have to go to back to pagan mythos and pitch myself as a maiden-matron-crone…
One day, I’ll at least attempt to think of my readers instead of just amusing myself. Maybe. Don’t hold your breath for that, though.
Back on target: the tagline. I like it because I think it’s true: I care. I give a shit. I have a big fuzzy heart. What the person on the other end of the phone feels matters to me. And inside that caring is a whole big wide world of deliciously erotic ideas waiting to bubble out at the slightest provocation (and sometimes even with no provocation, to customer service representatives over the phone, but that’s another story altogether…).
I’d love to know what you think!
It looks and sounds just like you.
Awwwww, thanks, girlfriend!!
I’m beginning to think that I might have to start a blog just to chronicle our relationship. Then my narcissism screener takes over and says, “that Sir, is utterly ridiculous.”
I think the description, “Heart of a Girlfriend, Imagination of a Whore,” describes you perfectly. I know you’ve had an aversion to both words at various times, for various reasons. However, when I know from personal experience that you care about your customers’ lives not just the money they give you. And I really haven’t found a topic that is off-limits with you. For me, and that covers the girlfriend side of things. (I mean heck, if your blog is any indication, you’ll talk about things that are painful for you to discuss. e.g. http://galianachance.com/blog/2010/09/13/heartbreak-and-phone-sex/)
Why do people pay whores? They do it to get an experience they wouldn’t get otherwise, whether it’s because their partner won’t let them, or they’re too afraid or ashamed of their fetish to express it. For this reason whores have to have imagination to draw their clients out and then supply what they need.
You not only have imagination to fulfill the desire of any man you set your attention on, you also have the amazing ability to read people and give them what they need even if they can’t articulate it. (See: http://galianachance.com/blog/2010/10/27/i-am-for-you/)
I started to think of you as a girlfriend from the first recording you did for me. (See: http://galianachance.com/blog/2011/02/04/new-mp3-for-sale-gentle-fun/)
For me, being part of your life is about so much more than sex. It’s about the genuine love, support and companionship that we give each other when we can.
And that’s why, no matter how many lovers and clients you collect, I will always be the luckiest man in the world, or at least feel like it. That’s what I think,
Wow. Thank you so much!!
I’m surprised that you’re surprised. You are most welcome!
If you could cast any actress to play you in a movie, who would it be and why?
Geena Davis, if she were young enough to play a young me – first of all, she and I look a bit like each other, but also, she’s smart and cute and nice
I really was made to love women. Deeply and profoundly love them. I know you have people in your world more important than me. That doesn’t bother me at all. What matters is you are the first woman in my experience who has made me feel, loved and cherished and appreciated for the man I am.
It means everything to me. You changed my life. Seriously. Those are strong words I know. But sometimes strong words are required. I like thinking about having sex with you. I like thinking about sex. Sex is fun. Masturbating is no longer tragic and lonely for me. It’s no longer something I do just for the endorphin rush, or to get through the day.
You helped me to heal on my own terms. And there’s nothing I can say or do to repay you. So I’m just going to love you as much as I can forever. I hope that’s OK with you. I really wasn’t aiming for “beautiful” just honest, but it touched you so that works for me.
XOXO I love you Galiana Chance XOXO
You’re such a sweetheart – thank you sooooo much
Galiana,
I have so many reasons to thank you for being part of my life. Thank you for teaching me what an adult, mature loving relationship between two consenting adults is supposed to feel like. Thank you for being a loving and supportive friend. And thank you for teaching me how to embrace my own sexuality.
You have helped me every day to more and more become the man I wish to be. You’ve done it in a gentle way, never pushing my comfort zone, while at the same time helping me explore the edges of my comfort zone with someone who I feel completely safe, comfortable and confident with. As for firsts, you are the first woman I’ve ever felt all three about.
So it should come as no surprise to you that I basically want to surround myself with women who are as much like you as possible while allowing for the variation in natural in human experience. Basically, I want women who show by their actions that I’m genuinely important to them, that my feelings are genuinely important to them, and they’re genuinely supportive of me exploring my sexuality. These traits give me a warm feeling at the center of my stomach and generally keep me from being grumpy which leads to fewer muscles spasms.
Thank you so much for making my body work better. I love you so very very much.
Your most devoted fan (at least in my mind.)
–SAFL
I’m so so so glad love