Dec 302011
 
Weekend Women

In bad news, NiteFlirt pulled all of my friend Candace’s listings (she has fixed the problem, but they didn’t reinstate her listings before the holiday weekend — boooooo). In good news, she is available for calls for most of the weekend, and you can still call her! Just go directly to her listing with this link: http://www.niteflirt.com/listings/show/9486337 Don’t leave poor Candy all dressed up with nobody to play with! If you haven’t called Candace, she’s a good person: sincere and sexually charged and submissive… what more could you possibly want? Or, if neither of us are around, there’s a newcomer on the block: Gentlemen, please welcome Luna Zega, a firecracker sexpot with crazy curves, an erotica writer’s naughty imagination, and a deliciously experienced maturity. I [read more...]

Dec 242011
 
Merry Christmas To Me

So in addition to getting connected to the party side of kinksters in the heartland (as I wrote about in my last post), I was smart enough to drop an introductory note to the community’s unofficial photographer: Sir Wallter (I’m not being sloppy, his name really has two Ls, and you can find him on Model Mayhem if you’re so inclined). Last night, we loaded two outfits, my travel toy bag, and a ridiculous volume of beauty products into the car to head over to Sir Wallter’s for a photo shoot. It went well. No, seriously, I mean, it went really really really well. Sir Wallter’s specialties are: (1) bondage rigging and photography (but alas, I ran out of energy before we got to that [read more...]

Dec 222011
 
Heartland Kink

This is a story of how to get involved in your local BDSM / kink community, as well as a little smut about my life. The short version: my husband got to consensually smack an adorable masochistic college student in her early 20s, and I got to grab her boobs, and it was awesome. The rest of this blog post is the long version. When we moved here in October, we knew the fastest way to find open-minded friends would probably be to involve ourselves with the kink / BDSM community. FetLife seemed a good place to start: a high concentration of people who won’t disapprove of my phone sex career, and FetLife is excellent at discovering community events. We went to a “munch” first, [read more...]

Dec 212011
 

A little video holiday message from me, even though there are just a few applicable days left: Or, in case the embedded player doesn’t work, here’s the link to YouTube: Galiana’s Holiday Message Or, in case you don’t feel like seeing me in motion, here’s the text (without a few ums and y’knows stripped out, and with a few words added in for clarification): Hi world! It’s Galiana Chance, and although I am wearing an excessively silly Santa hat (and I recognize that it is excessively silly), I have a somewhat serious thing to say about the holidays which is that: The holidays are rough for a lot of people. And if the holidays are rough for you, first of all, I’m sorry. Secondly, if [read more...]

Dec 182011
 
All I Want for Christmas

All I want for Christmas are my friend’s never-been-worn Fluevog “The Business” boots: The caption says, “Let’s face it, it’s business time – and these new Body Parts take care of business like nothing else. With these luxurious beauties wrapping you in soft patent faux-reptile leathers lined in gold and laying you on a surprisingly comfortable 4″ golden heel, attracting new business will be the least of your concerns.” The videos I could make in these boots. The cam work. Not to mention, the complete and total FUN of going to play parties in them! My friend knows what I do for a living, and she has realized she’ll never wear the boots, but she can’t afford to give them to me for free. These [read more...]

Dec 162011
 
Holiday Party Oopsie

The hub had a company holiday party last night, and I decided to wear a long-sleeved dress I haven’t worn since last time I was living in Illinois (1999), a timeless crushed blue velvet piece that I remembered as being roomy. Because I didn’t need to buy a dress, I got wintery-looking silver and blue jewelry to match. I told the husband I was wearing a non-slutty dress for the party, since it was the first time I was going to meet his coworkers. Have to keep up the respectable camouflage, after all. Good wifey. But for you, dear blog readers, I snapped this picture of what I wore under my dress: a comfortable and classy-looking matching panties and bra. The picture was taken after [read more...]

Dec 142011
 
Taglines and Thumbnails

Because Candace has been nagging me to enlarge the font on my NiteFlirt phone sex listings, I decided to update my taglines and thumbnail pictures while I was at it. So now, all my taglines include the words “caring” and “genuine” and “playful”, specifically chosen for the holiday season, to attract people who are browsing NiteFlirt in search of a friendly connection during a time of the year that can be tough. Last December I had tons of fun and made lots of new friends on the phone. Because my availability will be somewhat more limited this year, I don’t expect to have quite the same influx of new voices to my menagerie, but I am looking forward to those one-last-call-before-I-travel calls, with their delicious [read more...]

Dec 112011
 
Thoughts from an Energy Rebound

Sometimes life throws you a curve ball, like when your old standby allergy medicines apparently interact with your vertigo medicines and you find yourself confused all the time and sleeping 14 hours in a row. And then sometimes, life lobs you a softie, like when you follow your intuition on how to switch up your allergy treatments and find yourself fully energized again with wildly raging lust, having to practically pin your hands at your sides not to start masturbating from the moment you wake up. I think maybe my favorite days are ones where I finally have that burst of ability again after a time of feeling limited. When the question, “Is this going to last forever?” is answered with a resounding “No, you [read more...]

Dec 042011
 
Fuzzy Secretary Santa

You wanna take pictures of a scantily clad phone sex operator for fun? Although my plea for a photographer on FetLife was not much more sophisticated than that, an aspiring erotic photographer by the FetLife handle of “Quicksilver84″ took me up on the offer anyway, and we spent a few hours this afternoon taking pics of me. Although not as luminescent as my 40th birthday photos in Vivian Ronelle’s impeccably  lit studio, I was happy that Quicksilver captured a few great moments. It should be enough for a month or two to feed this blog, and to send to callers (I know I know, I’m months behind on thank-you follow-ups, I’m sorry…). My plan right now is to break the pictures out in three separate [read more...]

Dec 022011
 

Now, in addition to being married to the funniest guy I know, I sound like Jessica Rabbit. A 2-hour appointment yesterday wrecked my voice, in kind of a sultry way. I probably won’t log in for public access, but if Galiana-as-Kathleen-Turner is your thing, write me for an appointment!!