Theoretical New Schedule… ish…

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May 312011
 

In theory, I can predict a rough kind of a schedule these days. This is what I’m shooting for on weekdays when I have no other plans (dunno yet about weekends): 7 am – 8 am: up with the dogs to let them out, feed them, snuggle them so they will sleep a while longer 8 am -11 am: sleep 11 am – 2 pm: wake up – my new meds make me groggy as hell in the mornings until I have a loading dose of caffeine, which takes a while to kick in – and try to eat something 2 pm – 5 pm: log on for phone sex – yay! It would be so great to get back in touch with afternoon callers [read more...]

Holy Crap Someone Took Me Up On It

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May 252011
 

Holy crap… someone took me up on my offer from my last blog post, so he could hear me being all loopy on my medicine. He said I just sounded drunk, and he thought it was amusing. He asked me all kinds of questions to see if I’d accidentally admit to some dark secret that I wouldn’t tell him normally, which made me laugh at him. As far as I can tell, no secrets were spilled … mostly because I suck at keeping secrets even when I’m un-drugged! And then he gave me a tribute for logging on for him! Ha! That cracked me up, because I was the one being all dorky and stoned and bizarre, so I was sure he was going to [read more...]

Looooooopy

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May 252011
 

My husband (via text, from the Midwest where he’s consulting this week): Tornado sirens going off, announcement to move to the back of the store. Me (in Houston): Today seems like a fantastic day to see what happens when I take a second dose of my horse tranquilizer within a 24 hour period. In fact, right the fuck now seems like a perfect time. Husband (20 minutes later, after many updates): All clear! Me (starting to feel looooooopy): Whew! And that is the story of Why Galiana Isn’t Logging In Today… although if someone emails me and says they’d pay to talk to me in this state, I’d totally log on, but it would be QUITE a different version of me than usual. Amusing, but [read more...]

Continuing to Overshare

 availability, issues, vertigo  6 Responses »
May 222011
 

Warning: this blog post is long, emotionally complicated, and contains almost nothing at all about phone sex (Inner Slut: sheeeeeeesh, again? The Rest of the Gang: Oh, hush, you.) When I started phone sex and started blogging honestly about my experiences, I got a lot of positive feedback for being “real” (although every woman who answers a phone sex call is a real person, so I kind of hate that term, but I understand that it means that I use my own pictures, and the only lie I tell is to give myself a stage name). The potential downside to oversharing (possibly one could say even: compulsive oversharing?) is that if you need some privacy for a bit, people get worried about you. I’ve never [read more...]

Horse Tranquilized

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May 182011
 

Between allergies, dizzies, and prepping for hub to travel next week, I’ve been out of commission for phone sex. Boo! When I can work, I tend to not try out new anti-vertigo medications, in case they’re counter-productive. But since I haven’t been productive anyway, I thought I’d try the next one in line. So I’ve been trying my 34th medication: phenobarbital, which is a horse tranquilizer. It is prescribed for anti-seizure, anti-anxiety, and as a sleep aid, so it definitely mellows out brains. It certainly isn’t a cure-all, but I’m experimenting with motion and visual stimulation to see if maybe I can use it for trips, or to movies, or something. The funniest effect, though, is that I Do. Not. Care. About anything. I think [read more...]

Question of the Day

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May 102011
 

Since my two other usernames have been dormant for so long while I’m (ostensibly) rewriting them, I am considering renaming them as well as reworking them. The one that was known as “Mistress Galiana” (which I’m about halfway done rewriting) will be changing to “Ms Galiana”. I considered and rejected “Lady Galiana” “Queen Galiana” “Domme Galiana” “Vixen Galiana” “Minx Galiana” “Goddess Galiana” “Galiana In Charge” “Galiana Leads” and plain old “Galiana Chance”. My reasons for rejection were many, but it basically boils down to “I think too much about details like this, but fer fuxx sake just pick one already”. I was planning on leaving my hypnosis-focused username as is: “Hypno Galiana” but a long-time caller suggested the possibility of “Galiana Trance”. I can’t decide [read more...]

Consistent Availability

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May 092011
 

The number one key to success as a phone sex operator, according to most phone sex operator forums and blogs I’ve read, is: be consistently available. Guess what I suck at? Well, yes, cocks, but I meant “guess where I need to improve” not “guess what I crave to adore with my lips and tongue and shove to the back of my throat to relax me after a hard day”. Back on topic… it seems that last week I pulled one of my signature oops-I-pushed-myself-too-hard moves and knocked myself out of commission for about 36 hours longer than I hoped to. The next two weeks won’t be all that predictable either, because my husband will home during the day again (the job he had for [read more...]

More Away Time

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May 052011
 

There are two end-of-the-year type events this week for the teenager in the family, which, now that I live closer, I’m determined to attend. Saturday, my husband and I have to re-configure our budget and expectations because he’s been offered a better job than the one he started last week, which will involve more travel for him (still not worried about my safety because my family is close, and I have a pit bull with anxiety issues), so we have to figure out what needs to be set up. I knew this spring would be a time of upheaval for me / us. I just didn’t expect it THREE MONTHS of upheaval… Every week, I keep feeling like “next week, it’ll probably feel like I [read more...]

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